Round Two.
My first incursion into digital promulgation fell flat, and here we shall try again. Those familiar with me can vouch for my embarrassingly poor short-term memory, so this is my attempt to mitigate the loss of amusing ideas to amnesia. The content of this blog will tend to lend less to diary than absurdity, as these are the things I find most interesting in the world; the environs of man, if you will. If anything, my example in life is to prove that ADHD can precipitate more than just holes in sneakers and handfuls of chewed-through pencils.
A little bit:
I hail from the land of Arctic tundra- not at all down unda'. I also hail wherever my spit freezes before hitting the ground. (get it?). I have the attention span of a squirrel coked on "Columbian Cake Batter" and the patience of a toddler. I seem to be aging at a supernatural rate (hey, good to be supernatural at something, I guess), and my youthful legs have already lent themselves to varicosity. I have yet to feel in my joints a storm coming, though.
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